This is so funny

"Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me" is playing on my ipod, I know, I should be shot, shut up.

Anyway, I just remembered the what two of my friends said that made me laugh (like an idiot, alone in my room).

Mr. Semen: Man, I wish I had hair like him (Patrick Dempsey, Hold your breath STEPHY)
V: His thick and greasy hair?!
Mr. Semen: YEAH, HE HAS HAIR.. OF A GREEK GOD OR SOMETHING, SO FUCKING THICK.

Another conversation:
Ann and I were talking about the Deaf actress in The L word, Jodi.( I can't remember what's her real name. Is it Marlene?)
It is pretty amazing how a deaf person is actually able to speak especially since she cant even hear what she is saying.

Ann: Yah, it's cool.
V: Yeah
Ann: I wonder how we would sound like if we were deaf and if we sang
V: We'd be outta tune
Ann: Yeah, should try one day with ear plugs
V: Ear Plugs don't really work. (When you block your ears with your fingers/whatever shit, the sound of your voice is actually louder?)
Ann: Yah, It's like when you listen to your ipod damn motherfucking loud then sing damn fucking loud but actually you're like damnnnnn mthfckingly out of tune. YOU GOT DO THAT?
V: No, you are a freak. You're Andy Pipkin.

Okay, that wasn't so funny.
Anyway, my goodness, what the hell, she was playing with bread dough and a syringe (with a needle, mind you) and was talking to me on the phone.
"Omg so scary" Ann
V: What's scary?
Ann: No, like the syringe will suddenly pop out.
V: Oh... So that's where the popping sounds are coming from.
Ann: omg wtf, where's the needle
V: WHAT THE FCK, WHAT NEEDLE, GO FIND IT LATER IT PIERCE YOUR FEET
Ann: Oh, Ah yah, I'm sitting on it.
V: Wow, that Safe Huh T-T T-T

So anyway, Ann still carried on playing with it.
Ann: OMG, the needle just flew into my hand
V: What the hell is wrong with you, you already know it's so dangerous and that the needle pops out.
Ann: yah, Never mind.
(popping sound continues, syrngin needle carries on flying out here and there. WHAT THE HELL)