The sweetest couples

I think the sweetest couple I've seen by far is Eme and Lizard.
This is how sweet they are:

V: So do you like L skinny? Because she looks so much better skinny
Em: No I fucking hate it.
V: Why
Em: Because she makes me look fucking fat beside her. You know, her arm is like half the size of mine now.

hahahaha. And those who are bags of shit are Tanya and Steph. They've been missing for the past gazillion months with their boyfriends and it is starting to remind me why I hate my friends being in a relationship.
Okay lah, happy like fuck that they're happy or at least I'm trying to be. While I mope alone in my fucking smelly bedroom. I swear too much today. My friend cancelled on me or rather I would've cancelled on him anyway.
I've been around too many perverts ( That's too harsh of a word.. Perhaps.. HLB - Horny Little bastards-). It's starting to gross me out.

I'm so bloody hungry.