I'm sitting in front of my computer about to type the more grateful blog post ever.
In 8 minutes, it's either I'll receive texts/calls or I won't.
It doesn't really matter, only 10% of me will be down if I don't get any but then again, Paddy and Bird have already texted.
What are you doing tomorrow?
I don't know.
Studying in the morning and afternoon.
I won't be able to make it to Cafe Del Ma because Eme has some surprise for me which I'm super excited about some time in the evening/at night.
Was a little bit bummed out that I'm spending this 6 minutes alone while last year, I spent it at a club with about 20 close friends.
The party sucked and half of the people there were my friends.
But spending it with Ann, who is going to come anytime soon, is better than spending it in a club with strangers. So I'll anticipate.
There are a few people I want to thank That has transformed Tan Hwee Yeen into Vicky Pollard today.
First of all, the only man(besides my Dad) in my life:
Like what the other men in my life would say
I'll always consider my brother as a boy cause he acts like one.
Victor on the other hand, is like a big brother thus he is a boy (HAHA, what's that thing called in GP? Fallacy?)
And Zool is my girlfriend.
(I ran out of pictures of you Vic, so here's something I just did on PS.)
I'll also like to thank all my Moms:
Km, mama Muriz, Mad Mama Antx, Crazy Muriz's mama ( Which I've to apologise to in advance before ...)
M wants me to go to her house and dance in front of her mom naked and say : IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I'M IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT! YO shorty its my birthday, I'm gonna party and be naked cause it's my birthday!
Freaking Insane.
Thanks to my Saegor, who's not making me a loser for spending my birthday alone ( thus she's coming.)
Her last words to me just 5 seconds ago "Ahyah no food here, never mind i come over you can eat my fats"
Yum YUM!!!!
Thanks to my inspirations
Adria. Who still owes me a drawing (this will make me want to talk to you, every single year of Your miserable life. hahaha.)(For some reason I can't put your drawings up!)
(I got really lazy to finish this post, so this is the continuation, it's 13th June, the surprise is over and John Mayer trio is singing Gold digger with a blues vibe, it's so cool)
Thank you Booze for saving my day and inviting me to your house at night. Though it pist me off a little cause of my bad mood. But without you! I would've never gone to Lorong Ah soo.
Thank you Zoolopopotamous for having a back ache that I can laugh at.
Hee hee, he is quite shy.
And very handsome too!
Thank you to Pau for calling Zool a "fucking Bimbo", cherades was fun and you're good, though quite bimbz too ( no one can beat Zool and his mushy garbage brain.
Zool: Ok so second word is Ghost
Paul: nods
Zool:GHOST BUSTERS GHOST BUSTERS
Paul shakes head
Zool: No, second word is Ghost right
Paul: Nods
Zool: I know I know!! GHOST BUSTERS GHOST BUSTERS!
Paul: Oh my GOD,YOU'RE FUCKING BIMBO, IT IS NOT FUCKING GHOST BUSTERS)
Handsome Pau
Thank you Candy (even though I did lose your number and lied about me being psychic) and Tanya (Though you're dating my ex boyfriend)
HAHAHA, But yah lah, haven't seen you guys for so long, it was good munching on your ticks again.
To dwarf01, I didn't expect you to be there and my PMS is over so you're now back to being no.1 angsty lesbian. ( Yay see you tomorrow and bully you)
Dwarfs unite!
Lizard and Tanny (The freaking love of my life who have proven her love for me countless times, by climbing that mountain of stairs.), life would be boring like Hell without you guys. No one can break the unstoppable, tree painting, prata eating, car crashing awesome 5 (L, T, M, Em, V)
(Lizard, you needa shave man)
To Ciwei the squishy stick insect, Gen and Van.
You guys will be disgusting forever and that is the only reason why I hang out with you guys.
One day, Van Cw, my boobs in that dress will tell the weather ( Like Karen from Mean Girls)
<3
Doesn't disgusting Gen look like Tanny in the disgusting photo?
To my sexy super gal pal, who looks like Shane McCutcheong, Omg! You are so hot!
Thanks for being silly and for caring. For being my pillow and for being the only one who listens to my bitching about my friends when I'm pist and not judge me.
You're one ball of fun even though you made me cry on my birthday, when you become more articulate with your words, I may give you a lollipop and probably a pet tortoise. (Omg I want a tortoise! (Not the ones they sell at the pet shop))
Muriz, the phone call at 12 was wonderful. For the first time, I actually felt such great affection from your moving words that it made me feel a little uneasy.
Though I was quite speechless with my : Yah, okay, me toos. Secretly, I was smiling inside. Sometimes you make me want to jump off a building but most of the time, you make me want to plant weeds on a rainbow made out of jelly, beer, fried chicken, tofu and all things yummy. Kiss you. Thanks for being my birthday party Clown.
Thank you, everyone, for coming down, for planning such a surprise.
And last but sure not the Least, Eme bAoBeIxXxX, I know you changed your name to that on my handphone, so I'm thinking that you want me to call you that.
You're freaking awesome. Thanks for the awesome steamboat, the food was the most I've ever seen!
If I was not scared of pain and more impulsive, I'd totally get your name tattooed above my cheebz ( the only place I can hide from my mom)
I'm not very into the whole expressing so much feelings on a public blog but I'll keep it short, I love you xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxox
Thank you, if you've wished me or if you've not but actually thought of it.
It's the thought that counts.
To my classmates, Amirah, Shaun, Asyraf, Joshua, Sheena and Ilona.
The overseas phone call I got from Dory (I miss you hell lot) and Tawtoise for the message (even though, San Fransisco lagged by about 13 hours ++)
To Paddy who wished me twice.
To Stephy, who now owes me home-made awesome-like-drugs muffin (drool).
To Zoe, Pokz and Bird (tweet tweet).
To Janice who was one of the first few.
To Su who was a day late.
To my right boob, who'll always remember <3 (hi boobie)
The surprise was really something I didn't expect.
I thought Eme was going to surprise me at my place, so I spent my morning with Saegor eating macs till 5am before sleeping, eating, talking, watching weeds and talking somemore till 4pm.
So I sat at home, bored and waiting.
I waited and waited, expecting something and ended up watching bubble boy while feeling sorry for myself.
Nothing was going to happen, it was already nearing 8pm.
Cheez told me Em couldn't make it so C just had to call me to go over to her place.
This is why C is an actress.
Because she knows how to play the role of an annoying friend.
She begged me to go over to her place for dinner and I figured, why not since I already don't have a life.
She made me walk with her to Em's place to pass Em's sister (who cleaned the floor after the steam boat, lol) her jacket.
I had to bring C there, as usual she didn't know the way.
Got out of the lift to see so many pairs of shoes at the front door.
Opened her room door, half embarrassed for being to negative initially as they sang the classic Happy Birthday.
I stood there in a black singlet and brown shorts, braless, laughing, not really knowing what to do.
The night went well till 5am, I headed home with Cheez.
And that was it.
It's the 13th of June, so goodnight, this fucking blog post took me FOREVER. More pictures
xox
V
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