Sunday Party

Since I did not really invite anybody or rather did invite everybody who is reading this, but have not gotten a reply of any sort, this is just an update.

Since all of ya'll are good friends of mine, bring your own alcohol if you want more of it and, this is important, please donate 5-7 bucks. The more you donate the more stuff we can get and thus the more fun (I'm guessing.).
More $$= more food = more booze = more honey.
And if you can't stand the heat then get out of the kitchen.
Another note, if you can't hold your alcohol *coughs Eme cough* do not drink or I'll smash your head in other peoples puke and your own.

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edit: 3:06pm

I am so disgusting, it rained this afternoon/ morning so I slept in till 2.20pm.
On top of that, I've been having weird dreams. It's either the sandman is horny or I just attract bad sex with lovely people whom I do not want to sleep with though I guess, there was one or two exceptions.
It was all so weird and really very funny.

Anyway, yesterday I met up with Steph, Kim and Em at Starbucks.
Sat there for four hours playing different card games and winning all of Kim's money.
(Ha ha, I took most of her money and I think I rock at Black Jack)
Kim really wanted to drink, so Steph and her purchased a bottle of tequila from 711.
Em and her got high within 40 minutes and started screaming in Starbucks, this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me. So I've made a deal with myself not to go there for the next two weeks (Though I'm pretty sure I'll break it.)
Anyway, they kept screaming "BIG FISHHH" or "OOMPH" or "AHH" (Some game we were playing) and "FUCKKK YOUUU" and "FUCK OFF" (Most vulgarities came out of Kim's mouth, of course, she's a dirty small cynic who is most affectionate when drunk.)
Yeah Steph had to take care of the easy one, Kim.
Whereas I had to take care of Em, who is already much of a retard sober, so just imagine twice loudness.
It was funny, them falling on their asses. But people stared and stared and it was only 10pm, the night is too young to get drunk, they look underage, it was all just bad.
I dragged Em into borders (Biggest mistake, Never going to that bookshop unless I change my face) and she went into a huge and loud coughing fit that made everyone in the bookshop stare. At the end of her fit she went "Wow I've a really bad cough"
You don't say... T-T

Threw them on to Coffee bean's chairs that made them fall off anyway and after 15 excruciating minutes and countless attempts to get them to drink the $2.50 water (which is so bloody small and is day time robbery), we sent Em off in a cab to East Coast. She went there and drank some more, Bravo Emz, you are the ruler of the drunk and more drunk universe.
Kim headed home with Steph and her friend. While I had to take a lonesome train ride home with no one but annoying and annoyingly fat and annoyingly smelly, pungent odor people.
I was a sardine for about 30 minutes.

A sardine.
Cheez is coming over tonight and I still can't believe I woke up so late.

"A silence with an unattractive person implies they are the boring one. A silence with an attractive one leaves your certain it is you who are impossibly dull" Alain de Botton