Robot work your wonders

If you need to know, I'm going to Batam with E and Ann next week. Maybe Anns mom and sis are coming but I still don't know because that fat shrek like slut has not contacted me even though she said she would sms me "in a few minutes". Sure, sure, it has been 3 hours and still no message.

Ann was suppose to book the tickets on saturday, she had the whole day and really wanted to find a cool ad from Classified and call it. I had a website since Thursday; Triple $55 per person.

Why Batam?
Because we're broke and until we can go bag packing in Europe and smoke pot in Amsterdam, we're gonna stick with Batam.

Why not Bintan?
Because its approximately 30 dollars more expensive for a room. $30 which we do not want to pay for.

Isn't it monsoon season?
Yes, thats exactly why we're going there, To die.

Really?
No, I've checked the weather forecast on the unreliable Google which told me that HK would be 18-21 degrees which isn't.

Then how liddat?
No, Google referred me to another website which I find reliable.
It predicts the weather by the hour man!

When are you galpalz going?
From Tuesday to Thursday. It's a 3 days 2 nights package of some sort.

Are you excited to sleep with your friends?
Of course, it has been a long time since I had sex with both of them.

EH?!?!
Haha, you suck.

Clearly, I'm just ranting. Just waiting for freaking 20 minutes to pass so that I'll get to talk to Cheez. I do not want to share my feelings about her or any sort because things have changed (that meaning both my initial feelings towards her and her attitude to life and things, she is 20 now you know, she must grow up and start becoming the turtle she's meant to be!)

I spent my Saturday at home, I listened to Norah Jones and completed Werewolf girl (as you can tell, I procrastinate too much.) (and for some reason, I've been using Brackets excessively today.) I've finished Greys Anatomy season 3.
Heard season 4 is depressing, so I'm not sure if I'm ready to dive into season 4 after having to watch Christina cry her eyes out.
I'm quite attached to the characters in the story and I hope to work in the television industry in the future or maybe not.

Television, Music, Advertising or poor traditional artist life?
I pick all of the above. We have got ourselves a winner!!

I hope Adria is reading this because "Hello Underwear" Back!
Sorry, I was busy watching my show or eating my brunch.
Something like that.

It rained cats and dogs in the evening and I missed my chance to meet people.
I must stop meeting people.
I've been meeting people every single day of every single week.
I hate People(From Greys, I noticed!) by the way, I've grown quite sick of socializing unless it's with good close appreciative friends.
I've grown so sick and tired of small talks and fake "I love you sista!"
Sometimes, I get trapped in such smelly asshole situations and think about random things that'll scare them off, but to save my supposed "Face" of some sort, I react normal.

Anyway, am currently reading a fantastic book about Philosophies and shit like that.
I've learnt that sad novels are meant to be sad but are not meant to make the readers feel sad. However, are made to comfort the reader.
Share the burden woman!
Self help books make me sick to the groin.

Just 2 hours ago, I was rummaging through the junk in my trunk, that being my journal.
I whipped out my huge bottle of white glue and started to stick letters and bullshitz down.
Hoping that all those crap (ok it's not very crap, some are crap so I throw them away but those that aren't were kept.) would disappear from my table!
And yes, 1/4 of the crap did disappear from my table and appeared on my journal.

The read of the journal was quite exciting really.
How fake I was and what a retard I was at Love.
I don't exactly believe in falling deeply and madly in love, anymore if you need to know.
It'll take so much to make me do that.
Right now? I'm just contented and very happy. With Life. Friends. Assholes (whom I need less off, no it's not true, no one is an asshole to me.) and Cheez who lies in the category of Turtle (Wu Giu.)

I found the cutest chinese words in the world(!!!) the other day.

M: What is mushroom in chinese?
Ch:Muo Gu
M: You know, I was a Muo Gu in sec 2. (rummages through old school year books. 2005! There I found my stupid ass face in a stupid ass mushroom costume.)
Ch: Hahaha, that's funny.
M: What's Ma Ling Shu?
Ch: Potato.
M: Omg Justin! You know what mushroom is in chinese?
J: What?
M: Muo Gu!
J: heh. Thats my second favourite word from Wo Niu.
M: SNAIL!!!

That conversation wasn't really that funny, but I've a funnier one.
Things are always funny when I've got Tanny.
She's my clown.

I told T about my findings in my journal and told her that I complimented her in my journal. For some reason, Little Britain was brought up during our conversation.

VICKITTY says:
hav u watched little britain
its FUCKIGN funny
Vickittysays:
wanna laugh and pull tanny grandma panties down kinda funny
Voraciously Vicktitty says:
LOL
Voraciously Vicktitty says:
YES BE SURPRISED BECOS COMPLIMENTS TO YOU ARENT COMING ANYTIME SOON LOL
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
MY GRANDMA IS DEAD
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
YOUR VERY MEAN
oraciously Vicktitty says:
MY GRANDMA ALSO DEAD
Voraciously Vicktitty says:
but the other oen is alive
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
LITTLE BRITAIN
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
whree do i watch it
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
my other one
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
i havent seen her for 10 years lah wtf might as well be dead
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
HAHAHA
Voraciously Vicktitty says:
the one which im close to died and the one which i m not close to is still alive evnen tho she had 2 heart operations and the dead one was fit as a fiddle
Voraciously Vicktitty says:
oh the world is unfair i tell you

Then something else random happened:
Voraciously Vicktitty says:
WHAT TYME U WANNA SMOKE
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
AHHAHA FUCK
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
WHEN MY MOM SLEEP
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
SHE'S STILL WAT CHING TV
Voraciously Vicktitty says:
u pluck all ur pubes and armpit hair out
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
WTF IS WRONG WITH OLD WOMEN
Voraciously Vicktitty says:
and roll inside a piece of paper
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
AND ROLL IT INTO A CIGG?
Voraciously Vicktitty says:
and light ti
Voraciously Vicktitty says:
and smoke it

That should be all folks, till next time, Sayonara and good day!