Ikea shopping

Yesterday:
I woke up at 11 and dolled myself up before meeting T at the backgate.
I was really worried that C would end up being late but since she said she was already waiting for a bus at heartland mall, I didn't think it would be too bad.
After 20 minutes of waiting for her call to tell us to get onto the bus 58 which had her in it, she called me and said "Haha, you won't believe this. But the bus stop I've been waiting at right.. Well bus 58 doesn't come here."
First word that came to my mind "Dumbass".
Really, dumbass.

Anyway, she picked us up in a cab and we headed to Ikea.
First thing we did was to eat the Swedish meatballs, which tasted like heaven.
I shared a plate of 15 balls with T and had a kids meal Spaghetti, all of which you do not need to know so I've no idea why I'm sharing with you about my meal but anyway...
After finishing our meal off with a slice of Diam cake we headed for some real shopping.
First I got into the trolley and T and C pushed me around.
We had fun with the beds.
C taught us how to check if a bed is a good bed by placing your leg at the foot of the bed and shaking the bed with much force. If the bed does not budge or creak or make any sorta noise, then it's good! "Good for sex" according to C..
I dared T to piss in the different toilet bowls. If you're stupid then I must tell you that there is no sort of flushing system connected to the bowls.
C thought she had her period, I told her to go behind the curtains while T served as a door and she could put her pad on.
But of course, she didn't have the guts so we headed to the wash room and for some reason, we ended up back at the food court. Where I had another plate of meatballs but this time I shared it with C.
I almost barfed.

Went back to Ikea to shop somemore and finally left with loads of stuff.
Headed to Courts. Yeah, Mega deal my Ass.
I could only remember lying on the bed with the 2 of them for maybe 20 minutes.
Oh! And this is funny. There were all these "Mega Deals" in the middle of the trolley lanes for some reason.
So C found one and there was this huge price tag on it which said "Previously $60!"
"Now $80!!" and when we tilted our heads up, we saw this huge light which said "MEGA DEAL" in capital.
Okay... certainly is freaking Mega..

Headed to Giant. Stole bow ties and bought candy canes.
Ripped from C's blog :
I'm telling you, the three of us put together, are as bad a three huge boulders in a pretty field.
We have the attention span of a fucking goldfish okay.
This is how a rather typical conversation goes.

Upon entering Giant's carpark:

V: Reminds me of JB
C: I think this is like, something that orginated from Malaysia.
V: Is it? (turns around to T)
Eh Tanny, Giant is from Malaysia is it?

T: caaaar
C: (turning to look) -points excitedly- STITCH!
V: huh what?
T: caaaar
C: STITCH STITCH!
V: huh. oh i thought you were talking about the trolley
C: we weren't but.. oh? OH TROLLIES! TROLLIES! (waddles over to trollies with massive amount of bags)

Cabbed to C's place.
Watched Shrek 1 at her room.
Ate dinner, went home.

Cheez stayed over night.
I woke up at 12 today and did the laundry, made breakfast, mopped the whole house, swept the whole house, Cheez washed the plates and cleaned the kitchen, I made the beds and perspired.

I am going to read now.